He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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