Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i just had sex bonerless
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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