do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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