Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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