Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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