Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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