is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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