remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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