Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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