So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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