Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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