I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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