I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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