My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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