yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
