handjob tips. give me some.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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