I got chris browned last night
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
