I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
What drink are we having for lunch?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All the doctor said was why
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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