There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i think i have two assholes
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You're like the curious george of whores
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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