i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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