I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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