It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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