i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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