they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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