i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
