come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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