Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Best friends brother. Beat that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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