Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
