i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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