Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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