On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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