when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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