I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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