Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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