WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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