Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry AllDayWasted2679 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..

Fav 15 1934 979
share tweet
(562): View more from California

Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

Fav 6 1037 2558
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(818): View more from California

Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"

Fav 14 3162 988
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...

Fav 12 3864 876
share tweet
(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

Fav 39 4571 5723
share tweet
(406): View more from Montana

i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes

Fav 3 2023 968
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty

Fav 11 1070 1703
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(562): View more from California

Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.

Fav 3 452 774
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(210): View more from Texas

Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?

Fav 1 33 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT