My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got chris browned last night
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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