I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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