One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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