The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
