Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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