Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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