why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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