Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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