I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Pooping to opera.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
