Where did you get a picture of my penis
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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