Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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