Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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