Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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