question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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