Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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