the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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