yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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