I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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