that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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